You might think were all talking shite but its not all gibberish, here's a handy guide to some of the basic terms and phrases used in climbing, including some unique UUJMC ones....
Belay - belayer, to belay. Term used to describe the function of controlling the rope so as to prevent a long fall for the climber.
Climb - climber, to climb. The guy at the other end of the rope stupid.
Lead - leading, to lead, to shit ones pants. Term used to describe the first assent of a climb with the placement of protection (see protection).
Red Point - Leading a climb with the protection already placed.
Second - seconding, to second. Term used to describe the second climber ascending the climb and removing the protection placed by the leader.
Top rope - top roping, to top rope. Climbing with a rope already attached to the top of the climb, the belayer can either be at the top or at the bottom.
Protection - placement of protection, to protect. A lead climber uses many different devices to 'protect' them from falling (see climbing gear).
Climbing gear - A term to encompass all of the equipment involved with climbing.
Climbing rack - Rack. Term used to describe a set amount of gear for a standard climb.
Abseil - abseiling, to abseil. Term used to describe a (safe) method of descending from a climb or to a climb, abseiling has become a weak pussy-assed sport in itself.